‘What are you wearing?’ - an ensemble of fucking lies, my horny friend.  Okay, so I’m going to be brutally honest. Occasionally, I USED...

So I'm guessing most of you didn't even notice I've been gone (fuck you) - but for those of you who have been wondering where I've gotten...

Hello all! And welcome to my brand *spanking* new site! (Pun most definitely intended!) A short while ago I decided it would be a great...